#mutants are a metaphor
what do straight boys text each other about is what i wanna know
this is what my two straight friends text each other about
Fuck Miranda this is us in dude form
Dude this is us NOW and we are sexy ass chicks.
I feed off of your arachnophobia.
Two straight girl friends.
That last image where she laugh and then was like, “no but seriously I’m tapping that ass so much he’s basically a maple tree” kills me every time.
From Wiki: A common misconception associated with the series (and Spock in particular) is that Vulcans only have sex once every seven years. However, pon farr is not coincident with the sex lives of Vulcans, and they are able to have intercourse without the affliction, and thus more than once every seven years.
So, yeah girl, you tap that~