“It’s nobody’s business but ours.”
#mutants are a metaphor
when someone yells STOP i never know if its in the name of love, or if its hammertime
YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT THERE ARE ONLY SIX EPISODES OF SHERLOCK? ALL THOSE PSYCHO NUT FANS GOT OFF ON ONLY SIX EPISODES!?
that’s why our fandom is so fucking weird.
Someone: You can’t cry over someone who’s not real.
Me:
So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.
what do straight boys text each other about is what i wanna know
this is what my two straight friends text each other about
Fuck Miranda this is us in dude form
Dude this is us NOW and we are sexy ass chicks.
I feed off of your arachnophobia.
Two straight girl friends.
Zach and Zoe on The Jonathan Ross Show (x)
That last image where she laugh and then was like, “no but seriously I’m tapping that ass so much he’s basically a maple tree” kills me every time.
From Wiki: A common misconception associated with the series (and Spock in particular) is that Vulcans only have sex once every seven years. However, pon farr is not coincident with the sex lives of Vulcans, and they are able to have intercourse without the affliction, and thus more than once every seven years.
So, yeah girl, you tap that~
things that are enjoyable:
- showers
things that are not enjoyable:
- getting in the shower
- getting out of the shower
Today, April 22nd, 2013, is the third anniversary of Gabe’s death.
Take a moment to sob and cry today.
And then eat a fuckton of candy and sweets, because he wouldn’t want you to mourn.